Wednesday, February 6, 2008

I'm fly. The original. I'm sly. Unpredictable. I'm nearly irresistible. And I don't even try. I'm easily excitable. Completely undeniable. And sometimes. I'm reliable. Don't ask me why. Don't ask me why. I'm strange. And I like it. That's just the way I am. I can't change. I can't hide it. That's just the way I am. You might as well get over it. Don't try to understand. I'm strange and I like it. Just the way I am. I originally woke up this morning to hear my phone ringing. By the time I moved to go answer it, it had stopped ringing. I saw that it was Alex and I assumed it was him calling to ask what time we were going to meet up. I went back to sleep and I was woken up again by another phone call. When I went to pick it up, I saw Alex standing in the corner hiding while he called me. I decided to get up and brush my teeth while he went on the computer to post on the Alliance Boards. I hurried to get dressed and all because we were going to leave to the museum at around 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM. Alex went upstairs to wake up Nef and Michelle while I prepared to get ready. Alex called Jason and told him to rush over as fast as he could because we wanted to leave soon. While we were waiting, me and Alex decided to play some smash. As we played I choose Falcon and kept hitting him with the spike attack to pop him up in the air. After the match he thought it was a cheap strategy but you need cheap strategies to win in smash. We continued playing while Nef and Michelle got ready and Jason had come over really fast. When Jason got there, we still had to wait for Michelle to come.
We began talking about the night before and Jason was about to get a mini flaming. I explained to him that even though we decided not to go to the movies earlier, we wanted to go later on before Mike had made definite plans to go with him to the club. We told Jason we wanted to go see Halloween at around 8:40 PM and then called him at around 9:30 PM to see what the sitch was. During that time, Mike had called him and set up the definite plans and Jason felt bad backing out even after he told Mike he was supposed to go see Halloween with us. We considered this a HAD on his part because he didn't tell us the plans with Mike were definite until around 9:30 PM when we called him and by that time when we tried to buy tickets, they were sold out. He kept saying he didn't HAD us and we decided to look up the information on the museum to see how much it cost. We were either going to go to the Mythical Creatures one or the Human Body exhibit. The problem with this was that they both cost a shit load of money and we really didn't have time to enjoy it seeing as how by the time we got there, we were going to be late. We contemplated what we could do and in the time we thought about it, Alex went to the deli to get a sandwich. We looked up the address for the place and thought about more economical plans we could do. Eventually we decided to just JFI and wanted to go to the movies. Nef and Michelle came in the room and we all began to discuss our possibilities and the most reasonable one was to go to the movie. I went on the computer and quickly set up a list of the movie times and what our plan would be if we snuck into them.
We would go see Halloween at 4:30 PM then after it finished, wait 51 minutes for Superbad and after that finished, wait 31 minutes for Rush Hour. We would have gotten out at like 11:00 PM but I think it would have been worth the 10 bucks. We mapped out our way to go and had to hurry because it was getting close to 4:00 PM. We headed downstairs and I decided to eat chicken while we waited. Me and Alex ate chicken as we discussed our sneaking plan and then we had to hurry to Jason's house so he could eat. Nef and Michelle stayed in the house to eat and the rest of us headed to Jason's. We hurried over and when we got there, we went inside and sat on his couch waiting for his mom to make him a sandwich. Me and Alex began discussing the nature of comparing two movies and I was trying to say how some movies call for certain environments and certain lines only work in those environments. It wouldn't make sense for Red from Shawshank to curse a lot but it made sense in Halloween Resurrection. Jason had begun eating as we waited for him to finish and when he did, we hurried on out back to my house. When we got there, Nef and Michelle had just finished eating and we had to hurry out. They went upstairs and me and Jason were watching a little bit of AAA wrestling. We headed to the car and we got inside, ready to begin our adventure. We drove off to the movie theatre and discussed how we wanted to sneak into all three movies today. Nef didn't want to do it because sneaking into movies isn't his thing which is dumb because he backyard wrestles.
Also Michelle had to go to her job to pick up her pay check but since there was no time, she decided she would go later. When we got to the theatre, we headed on the line as Nef peered in through the window to see if Halloween was sold out. We began walking towards the front of the line and we each individually ordered our tickets. After we ordered them, we headed inside and went to the Halloween theatre which was all the way in the back. We went inside and began looking for seats. I choose this area near the top middle and we began to sit in there. The movie previews seemed to take forever and they had some good movies like Hitman and this movie where people's deaths were told in a phone message. When the movie finally began, the first thing I noticed is the high amount of cursing done in it. They began to show the type of life Michael grew up in with his mom being a pole dancer, his sister being a slut and a sleazy lush as a replacement dad. The one thing which wasn't a problem for Michael was his little baby sister Laurie. Michael spent a lot of time in his room playing with his pets and by playing with them, I mean slicing them open and playing with their dead corpses. Even as a little kid he continuously wore masks to cover his identity. When he met up with his family, they treated him like shit but he was still respectful to his mom. Later that night Michael had wanted to go trick or treating and his mother dumped him on the sister. While Michael was in school, he got into a fight and got angry when the teacher broke them up Dr. Loomis met with Michael's mom and they began talking about possibly psychiatrically helping him. The kid that got into the fight with Michael looked like Chase from Zoey 101 but it wasn't.
Also Michael looked like Kenny Shields with longer hair which was weird. As time went on, Michael decided to get back at the kid who got him in trouble and went into hiding in the woods. When the kid left school and began walking through the woods home, Michael attacked him with a huge piece of wood and proceeded to beat this kid like a red headed step child. Michael beat the fuck out of him and finally smashed the wood against his head to kill him. So when Michael's family refused to take him trick or treating, someone let off a monster in him. He got duct tape and the huge kitchen knife and began his killing rampage. He first tied up the lush in the house with duct tape and slit his throat. He left him to choke on his own blood and then went after his sister's boyfriend who was in the kitchen. Before when his sister and her boyfriend were fucking, he pulled out the Michael Myers mask and wanted to bang her with it on. Michael ended up taking an aluminum baseball bat and smashed the kids head all over the floor with it. Next was his hot older sister so when he went upstairs, he put on the mask. He began to rub his sister's leg and when she realized it was her little brother Michael, he stabbed her in the stomach. He left her to die and she began walking down the hall. As she walked, he slashed at her legs and stuff until he was able to pin her down and stab her to death. He then went into the baby's room and began cuddling Laurie. He took her outside and waited for his mom to come home to his massacre.
They had brought him to a mental institution and Dr. Loomis began trying to find out what the hell went wrong in his head. Michael didn't remember anything from that night, but what he did love to do was make masks to cover his hideous identity. Dr. Loomis spent countless hours and years with Michael trying to figure out why he snapped. While Michael was in the cell, the cleaning guy would always talk to him and try to make him feel human again. At one point Michael had given up and became a mute. One day while Dr. Loomis and his mother are talking about his condition, a nurse came in to watch him. When she wasn't looking, Michael took a fork and stabbed her throat and face tons of times to kill her. Michael ended up being put inside of a huge mental ward cell and time had passed while he was in there. The security guard who looked after him was going to retire and Michael was now a 7 foot monster like Kane. They began to move him from cell to cell and once again on Halloween, he broke out of his chains and killed all the security guards by either smashing their heads against the wall or beating them to death. He had escaped and went to his old house where he had hidden his knife and the Michael Myers mask. For the most part of the movie, he was running around with a Kane like mask which was weird. Also those stupid fucks sitting in front of us and behind us would just not shut up. They talked throughout the entire movie and Alex and Jason were really annoyed by them so they kept telling the people to shut the hell up. Eventually it showed Laurie Strode and her hot ass friends as they prepared for Halloween.
As they were heading home, they saw Michael watching them and Laurie felt uneasy about it. Tonight they were baby sitting while her other friends planned on banging in the abandoned home. Dr. Loomis wanted to inform everyone that Michael Myers was out and only one police officer was willing to help him. They began looking for Michael and Michael had decided to kill the friends in his home. He killed the guy and put on the ghost costume to go meet his girlfriend. I noticed that he didn't stab this girl in a sense to preserve the body leading me to think he was either a collector of women or he wanted to fuck their dead corpses. He went to go get Laurie and Michael had also killed his mother by breaking into her house and stabbing her to death. Michael went after Laurie when Laurie went to her friends house and found her dead. Now Laurie and the kids were on the run from Michael which is what really made this movie awesome. I was sincerely scared as Michael went after her and at one point he knocked her out and brought her to the house he lived in. When she awoke, she found her dead friend and Michael came into the room. He showed her a picture of them when they were kids but she had no clue who he was. She picked up his knife and stabbed him and frantically looked for a way out of the place. She ended up breaking into the walls and was trying to escape but Michael was breaking down the walls just to find her. They did this whole thing where she was on the ceiling and Michael was breaking out the ceiling with a wooden post. It made him seem real in a sense and when she appeared on this balcony, he tackled her down and she fell into a swimming pool.
She was trapped because it was an empty pool and there was no way out. Michael began walking towards her and Dr. Loomis shot at Michael to knock him down. Dr. Loomis got Laurie and brought her into the car for safety and Michael ended up breaking the window to get her. She had knocked him down and began to click the gun at his face to kill him. She went through three rounds to notice it was empty and when Michael grabbed her by the throat to kill her, she fired a shot and blew away at his face to end the movie. I really enjoyed watching it but afterwards Jason and Alex were so pissed they wanted to beat up the little kids behind us who were scared to leave. Also during the movie, this group of people with a baby kept coming in to see the movie but had to leave because the baby was scared. We headed on out and went to the bathroom to scout out the area. While in the bathroom, we waited some time and then headed upstairs to wait for the smoke to clear. Nef and Michelle headed out and we went to the bathroom upstairs and discussed Halloween. I must have washed my hands at least 5 or 6 times to kill time and every time someone walked into the bathroom so it wouldn't be suspicious. We gave it some time and decided to scout out the area. We headed on downstairs and I went to make it look like I was buying candy while Alex looked to see what the sitch was. The problem was that there were security guards there and they might have recognized us. I decided to buy candy and then we finally decided to JFI on it. Jason called Eric to find out the sitch for tonight and we went to the other side. I went to touch the arcade games and saw that the crane game was working. I tried it out three times and two times I had won toys which was awesome.
After I got the figures, we headed on out ready to take the train to Eric's and my dad pulled up. It turned out they didn't leave so we got in the car and headed home. We discussed the movie in the car and I told Nef and Michelle that I heard them talk during the movie at times. We drove to Eric's house and when we got there, me, Alex and Jason got off. We headed upstairs and were greeted by Eric and Dominican. I headed inside and while we were there, Ahmed, Mike Hardy and Tiffany all popped out of nowhere. We decided to play some Fight Night so we set it up. Me and Ahmed began playing and I think we were equally skilled. I would counter his punches and he did the same for mine. One of my main problems in the game is that I never hit combos when I have the opportunity to do so. As the rounds went on, Dominican and Mike wanted to do the 5-5-5 deal so I decided to get in. In the 5th round of me and Ahmed's match, Ahmed knocked me out with one punch and then him, Dominican and Mike headed to Dominos. Jason and Eric decided to have a match while me and Tiffany watched them play. Tiffany was looking super hot today, I don't know if it was her belly shirt of just her in general but I could see her sitting there on the other bed by herself. Jason had a slugfest with Eric but still whooped his ass badly. After the match, Tiffany came over to sit with us and we all began talking about words that we didn't like. She doesn't like the words cunt or merge so we got rid of those along with dick, cute and grizzly.
Eventually Mike, Ahmed and Dominican came back and they gave me my pie as Eric played this psychedelic thing on his XBox 360 while we listened to techno music. We all sat and ate and Eric told me he had christened his bed last night with Kristen. When we finished eating, we decided to head on out to Jesse's house and began walking to the corner store to buy stuff. I went inside to get an Arizona and Eric went into get Mike's Hard Lime. I paid for my drink and waited outside with Eric's skateboard, Tiffany and Dominican. Eventually when everyone came out, we headed to Jason's house so he could get something to eat and along the way, me and Alex discussed the nature of suicide and how it was used in Noriko's Dinner Table. No one knew what we were talking about and when we got to Jason's house, everyone was practicing their skateboarding moves while me and Alex talked to Tiffany who seemed to be having cramps. Eventually Jason came down with his sandwich and we hurried over to the train. We went to the train station and got on the train with everyone. As we rode the train, there was some kid who was a skateboarder as well and Eric tried to do his tricks while we headed to Jesse's house. When we got to the stop, we got off the train and began walking the way to get there. We saw a sign which said ADVERTISEMENTS $75 but who would advertise in the middle of nowhere for that price? When we got to Jesse's block, we saw him barbequing on the balcony up top and we headed upstairs. After we walked up the stairs, there was a river of shoes all over the floor.
We just took off our shoes and tossed them into the river of shoes and headed on inside. There was actually a lot of people here including Sean O' Hare, Ren, Samantha, the girl who called Alex a super pot smoker, Vinny Fatcore, Jesse's band guy, Nikki, this guy who looked like he was macking Ren and these two bitches with Sean O' Hare. Ren said hi to us and it was weird seeing her again after she ditched us last time. Eventually we sat down on the floor and I began to drink with everyone, drink my Arizona that is. The Alliance just watched as everyone was walking around and Nikki kept talking about how she was high. It is fun to mess with Nikki when she is high because she thinks she gets smarter but her answers get dumber. Eventually at one point, Ren came over and say with us which was a surprise. We didn't know what to talk to her about so me and Jason kept bringing in different conversations to try and keep her around. We got on the topic of gay marriage and I explained how everyone in the society should try to work towards the ideal set up of a man and a woman, but gay should still be able to get married. Ren had the liberal perspective on things where if two people love each other then they should be able to get married which really was more for my point then against. We discussed this briefly and began talking to her about a range of things like the show Zoom and then we tried out a few riddles on her but she was able to figure them out. At one point, someone mentioned Bloody Mary and she wanted to go do it in the mirror. We went inside the bathroom and said it three times. After we left, Nikki went in and said she was having a bloody tampon experience which shows that this is backed by science.
We went in a few times after and I think Ren felt uncomfortable with a few guys in the small bathroom. She told us this story about her family and how they had a seance once. She said that something was tapping on her mom's shoulder and when her mom went to the kitchen, all the money from her purse had been laid out for her. We headed back to the corner with Ren and then began talking about movies. Her and the kid talked about movies they watched and I think I intimidated Ren a little bit with my up front hand gestures and reaction quotes. She didn't seem to laugh at much which is a problem ya'll. She is super fucking hot but she doesn't seem to really care about anything we say. She talked about the movie Party Monster and her favorite movie Life is Beautiful and then when we got on the topic Does water have a taste she said the dreaded words I hate in conversations "Can we talk about something interesting?". I seriously hate when people say that shit because not only is it rude, it's like, who the fuck are you and I don't see you bringing up anything to talk about. Eventually Ren went back to the couch when she was bored of us and I was kinda getting sick of her slightly selfish attitude. We sat around for a little while longer and began talking to Kristen about love. Eventually the girl who called Alex a crazy pot smoker came over to talk to us and we began analyzing the Concept of Love. It seemed this girl must have been infatuated with Alex because whenever he brought up a point she would tell him how she agreed with him so much but when someone else began making a point, she didn't care.
We asked her her opinion on the situation and matter but of course, she had no opinion. More people seemed to generate interest in that conversation and Kristen began telling us how she loved her last boyfriend but also hated him. It seemed like they were both dicks to each other and get off on the idea of pissing one another off. We had wanted to play the Game of Life with the pet girl but couldn't get the pieces to connect. Eventually Mike wanted to watch WFA clips so Jesse decided to show me this clip where Mike walks into a spot. We began watching our Dark Tomorrow match and I felt like it was Halloween Resurrection because as time went on, more people came into the room. I know I suck as a wrestler and my matches weren't really that good at all, but they are fun to watch and remember the little things which made the matches awesome. We began watching more and more of the WFA shows and slowly Rome, Eric, Alex and Jason came in to watch it. Mike kept talking about ordering pizza but no one wanted to order a third pie. Also Dominos has this Oreo Pizza thing which is weird because science does not work like that. We watched some of Rome's matches and eventually Ren and all the girls had to GTFO. I was going to give them a hug but decided who cares because they don't really care about us. We continued watching the shows until I went outside to open the door for Kristen and Eric who apparently had just finished banging downstairs. I was going to put the game of Life away when Kristen said she wanted to play. We set up the game and afterwards realized it takes way too long to play. We put it away and I went into the room where Alex was checking his myspace.
We began discussing subcultures and I was saying how a lot of the goth's looked the same and it didn't really make them stand out anymore. Alex kept comparing it to other subcultures but I was speaking about individual ones in their own cultures. Finally after quite a while, Dr. Doom made his return to CAW. He realized that if he was going to rebuild his empire, he needed to start from the bottom so he challenged Wolfskin and beat him. After a while I went to sit on the couch and watched as Jason and Ahmed played Street Fighter II Turbo and 3rd Strike. You could tell Jason didn't want to play but Ahmed wanted to so he kept doing it. They played a shit load of matches and we were planning on leaving after the 5-5-5 deal came. Mike had called before and during the phone call, Rome shut off the phone just for the lulz. Mike was high and it was funny to see him also act all sluggish and tired. When the pizza did come though, they all ate and everyone ransacked their pizza for extra slices. Afterwards we finally decided to GTFO and headed on out. We waited outside for Eric and Jona was saying how he was going to sleep over Mike's house in Long Island. We tried to remember what Bucky O' Hare says in his quote "You can take away my joy, but you can't take away my....". Damn Bucky, he lives with his aunt but he loves his mother. When Eric came down, we saw Sean O' Hare go to drive these two girls and also as we were heading out, Rome ripped off a few of Jesse West's chest hairs. We headed to the train station and when we got there, we saw a cop car stationed outside. We went upstairs to get on the train and had to run because it was there.
We went to the end of the cart and were all tired from a long day. As we rode the train, Ahmed seemed to be fighting with Andre over his shoelaces or something and eventually we got to 18th Avenue so we did Hurripowers. These girls got scared and we laughed as we headed out. We explained to Ahmed the origin of the Hurripowers and then headed to my house. Tomorrow is supposed to be a rest day before school and Alex took his bike and headed home. I went to the kitchen to get something to eat but came upstairs to go on my computer. I began checking my daily websites and upon doing it, I decided to find out more information about LittleAngryGiri. Yes it is LittleAngryGiri because Little AngryGirl was taken already and YouTube has a habit of making upper case I's look like L's. I watched the Kate Modern Video where Steve is talking about the Hymn of One and how they need Kate but Gavin is tired of all that nonsense and wants Tariq to get his head in the game. I decided to write my journal afterwards and Sean had IM'ed me. He asked me if I could still send him his matches and I asked him if I could borrow the tapes. He asked me how WFA was doing and I wanted to let him know he could always join again but I don't know how everyone would react to that. He wanted to meet up now to give me the tapes because he said he was a morning person and likes to be out at night. I told him to call me tomorrow to find out the sitch and then I continued writing my journal which I don't know why it took me so damn long. Right now it is 7:05 AM and time for Zoom, err... sleep. We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney, and in this cartoony, we're invading your TV! We're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors, on tiny toon adventures get a dose of comedy! So here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart, our home sweet home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art! The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected on tiny toon adventures it's about to start! They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and Buster Bunny, Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain! Here's Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky, Furrball's unlucky, and Gogo is insane! At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon degree, the teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933! We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney, it's tiny toon adventures, come and join the fun! And now our song is done!